Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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