I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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