scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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