I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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