I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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