her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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