Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
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