he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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