seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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