STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
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