Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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