Can Purell be used as lube?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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