I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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