yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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