thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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