i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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