I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I don't think brook has ever known best
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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