i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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