Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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