you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
When are your genitals available?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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