best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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