I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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