He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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