Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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