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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die

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(310): View more from California

please tell me if i'm home and in my bed

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(310): View more from California

come find me please

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(408): View more from California

i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.

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(917): View more from New York City

you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.

(720): View more from Colorado

ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...

(917): View more from New York City

no it doesn't.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

What happened to him?

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He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex

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(310): View more from California

What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.

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(802): View more from Vermont

Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.

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