I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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