no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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