i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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