ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
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