How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Randomize
