So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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