Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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