Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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