Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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