it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
And then my night got REAL pukey
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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