I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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