its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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