You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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