Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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