We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Your mouth is God's brothel.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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