If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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