11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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