Where did you get a picture of my penis
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
you win again, gameday.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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