does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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