Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
