its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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