Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Randomize
