i may or may not be watching the land before time
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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