I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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