hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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