kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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