I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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