dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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